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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Apr 26, 2009 The little plot of some rich smug millionaire who has a huge Python brought back to the USA to hunt for a selected group of clientele escapes it's holding cell on the back of a rig and the government hire Stargate: Atlantis hero to use his humongous Boa he just so happened to have to track down the python.
The first half of the movie seemed to be going ok, then useless rubbish is thrown it, un-needed, eye rolling little love scenes between the hero and leading lady, and trigger happy morons with guns... and you basically have a movie you end up skipping scenes and turning it off as it draws out into nothingness.
It's hardly a Boa VS Python movie either, sure they end up fighting at the end, but the whole stupid movie focus around the people hunting it and there boring little speeches to each other.
If you really must see 100 foot long, fake as can be, looking snakes strangling people, then go ahead and see it, but I advise you to try and rent or download this before purchasing, as it's most likely to be something you will never want to see ever again.
Thust Me, It's not what you think Oct 22, 2008 If your looking for another fake expensive science fiction movie with bad actors and good special effects about a monster/monsters who destroy the city of Philadelphia (like in "Python" & the 1998 version of "Godzilla") then this isn't really your movie. So don't be fooled by the picture on the front cover of this movie. I can tell you right now that the only time you see the giant Reticulicated Python (dark snake on cover) & Scarlet Queen Boa (red snake on cover) ever fight is at the very end of the movie. The rest of the time all the giant snakes ever really do is mostly slither and eat some people. Also do not be fooled by the helicopter shooting a missal at the snakes. That never happens in the movie, in fact when I saw the movie no air craft even got close to the snakes and there were no helicopters in the movie.
But all in all I'd honestly say this movie was worth the $6 I payed for it at the Mansfield Covered Bridge festival. And I don't even really know why I'm saying this. And all in all it wasn't the worst movie about giant snakes I've ever seen (Anacondas was far worst).
So here's how I would grade the movie
-Actors-C
-Monsters-A-
-Plot-B
-Special effects-C-
Pretty Cool Jul 05, 2007 Not a bad Sci-Fi Channel Film. They never release a big hit and maybe never will. Boa Vs Python is a merging of the Boa and Python Films and it does and OK job with an original script and mediocre acting. the best part is the bad characters Girlfriend, can you say "Hot" and david hewlett(stargate atlantis). The FX are better than most of thier films and the ending is a little dry. but OK.
5 of 6 found the following review helpful:
I named my snake Betty! Dec 08, 2006 I want "two great snakes that snake great together" engraved on my tombstone.
Also, forget the snakes AND the ladies, check out David Hewlett!
5 of 7 found the following review helpful:
God help me, I enjoyed this. Aug 02, 2006 BOA VS PYTHON is a poorly made movie with bad effects, horrid acting, and crap diolague. But may God have mercy on my soul, I had a stupid grin on my face almost the entire runtime.
A giant python escapes from a cargo truck, so this rich buttmunch and a hunting team go after it. See, hunting and killing the snake was always their intention. But the government has other plans, sending a giant boa constrictor after the python to kill it. Of course, the whole situation gets out of hand soon enough.
The snakes never actually fight until the last 10 minutes, but the showdown is kind of cool, altough breif. If you like crappy monster movies, rent BOA VS PYTHON. You may or may not enjoy yourself.
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